Transporter 3

Had a free movie pass that was about to expire in a week. This being a terrible year for Hollywood, and I being further constrained by the terms and conditions of the free pass, had no better choice than Transporter 3.

The lead actress in the movie often says, "Am I in heaven?".  Wished I could say, "I don't know, honey, but I'm in hell".  In my mind, this movie stands only second to Crank, the worstestest I've seen so far.  

Statham seems to accept every offer that comes his way. Sometimes they turn out to be gems like Snatch, and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, or dirt like Crank and Transporter 3.